Ohoho.
Can I pass on this question? The potential consequences worry me. >.>
Just say it was me (even though I wasn't even there).
Very well.
It was you, even though you weren't there.
In other news, my death will be broadcasted publicly!
Doesn't everyone have contingency plans?
Always good to have two or three of these....or so they say.
Aww, leading the lamb to slaughter- how thoughtful.