How to become an Aes Sedai - From an Aes Sedai

[Mystica Ari'Yena]

In this thread you will find many many MANY useful tips and tricks on how to become an Aes Sedai.

You should take this very serious.
With salt. And pepper. And perhaps a bit of Oregano. But under no circumstance are you to add ANY cilantro to this. Very important!

Ready? Ok...


Tip #1: Whenever the Amyrlin speaks, you say "May She Burp Forever"

 

[Dorian Har'Locke]

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Spoiler

 

[Roheryn ni Galghandhrei t'al'Djinn]

When a Gaidin gives you the above face, make sure to report it to their Sedai for... Training purposes.

 

[Dorian Har'Locke]

"Mother? Sorry . . ."

 

[Deleted member 43]

Tea can have different meanings depending on the tone. Tea. Tea. TEA.

 

[Xylianna Paladina]

Spoiler

 

[Mystica Ari'Yena]

you all forgot to number your tips!

Tip #9³/² ... When you meet an Aes Sedai called Yenie, you are by contract obligated to yell W.E.I.R.D
Like really put your heart in to it!

 

[Mystica Ari'Yena]

Tip #0.2457 ... No White Socks. Ever. For Any Reason. NO.

 

[Deleted member 43]

Tip 6.66, you must feed Yenie cookies or else be stuck to a wall.

Tip 6.66.1, you might end up on the wall anyway.

 

[Cassie Dainar]

Tip 4.3.a(1) Ask a Yellow about chocolate flavored glue. This may (3.75% chance) prevent being stuck to any walls.

 

[Mystica Ari'Yena]

Tip 7of9: When Sedai-ing a Sedai you should spin three times counterclockwise and chant OhmSedaiOhmSedaiOhmSedaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
(count the a's and i's... don't miss. No less, No more)

 

[Teavin Calayna]

Tip 42: If you're going to carry out a prank don't forget to fill out form number 23636 and maybe an aes sedai or gaidin will get back to you in five to six business days

 

[Alenya Al'Roran]

Tip 42(a) - As established by a past Mayor, any forms submitted must be completed with the appropriately colored crayon.

 

[Mystica Ari'Yena]

Tip Pi: extra points if you manage to put said crayon in a Red's pocket without being caught.

 

[Satrim Kha'os]

Tip ♡: If a Gaidin appears down or unmotivated, spank them. Gaidin love a little paddling. This will prepare you for Aes Sedai-hood.

 

[Ivy Alathriel]

*frantically writes all this down in notebook*

 

[Mystica Ari'Yena]

Oh good one Satrim!!

Yes, the Spank & Spring --> practice this. A LOT.

It's the Aes Sedai version of the Bend & Snap

 

[Deleted member 111]

Tip 0.000000000001(a[IV(0.1[C])]): Become an Amyrlin, which instantly makes you an Aes Sedai.
Tip 87 for Tip 0.000000000001(a[IV(0.1[C])]): Find a better code than Sallie Daera.

 

[Teavin Calayna]

Tip 24601: Never question any task you’re given even if it’s digging a hole or picking mice droppings out of dusty texts with a pair of tweezers. It builds character on your journey to becoming an aes sedai

 

[Hilwa Katir]

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