A dinosaur stalks through the night but in the daytime

Hi Vendri! ^^
 
Vendri al'Varrak said:
Once upon a time (2012 specifically), a sleep-deprived dude in his twenties, working the cursed 3rd shift, discovered a Wheel of Time fan community at 2 a.m. Boredom led him to a live chat room and forums, where he unleashed his spammy chaos. But being just a dude felt lackluster, so he evolved into Vendrisaur—a dinosaur-ninja-cyborg-wizard with one sacred duty: to protect all bacon. Where did he store it? In his tummy, naturally, where thieves became bacon themselves. The internet crowned him the Keeper of the Pork, and all was right in the world.

These days, Vendrisaur lurks in the shadows, no longer spammy, binge-watching anime and gaming. But when the Fire Nation attacked, he rose again, recreating his account to roam the jungle of the interwebz once more. Praise Al Gore for this digital realm!

Jokes somewhat aside, I exist I guess? For now? To lurk? Say hi to some folks? Who knows?
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And to play board games with old friends, I should hope. <3
 
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Ok ya'll, now we need a plan to entice the Vendrisaur to stick around ... let's see, more bacon is the first step, then ... hmm... maybe we emgage him in stimulating conversation ...

Mr. Vendrisaur sir, how does a Vendrisaur tie his shoes when his arms are so short? :look:
 
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Vendri!
 
Maibella ni Rhoiden t'al'Varrak said:
Ok ya'll, now we need a plan to entice the Vendrisaur to stick around ... let's see, more bacon is the first step, then ... hmm... maybe we emgage him in stimulating conversation ...

Mr. Vendrisaur sir, how does a Vendrisaur tie his shoes when his arms are so short? :look:
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Vendrisaur is not just a dinosaur, but also a wizard! This means two things. First, Vendrisaur arrives precisely when intended and not a moment sooner or later. Second, a Vendrisaur ties his shoes with a wave of his magic tiny arm! Fun fact, the length of a Vendrisaur's arms are actually what inspired wands in the first place. Tiny little magic sticks, like arms!
 
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Vendri al'Varrak said:
Vendrisaur is not just a dinosaur, but also a wizard! This means two things. First, Vendrisaur arrives precisely when intended and not a moment sooner or later. Second, a Vendrisaur ties his shoes with a wave of his magic tiny arm! Fun fact, the length of a Vendrisaur's arms are actually what inspired wands in the first place. Tiny little magic sticks, like arms!
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I don’t suppose you’re a fan of Meet the Robinsons?
 
Ty al’Djinn said:
I don’t suppose you’re a fan of Meet the Robinsons?
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Never seen it! For some reason I thought it was related to that Year 3000 song that the Jonas Brothers did a cover of, and I liked that song a lot, but google is telling me I'm wrong so I guess they just came out around the same time and my brain made the connection between the two.
 
Ohaithere!

Welcome back! :D It's nice to meet you :) I too came back from a very long hiatus. But here I am! Nice to see you here :)
 
:D Thanks! How have you been? What's new in the world of you?
 
Well, I've been on a bit of a health journey, which is new for me. I'm not exactly a model of "taking care of yourself" but I'm getting really close to being down 20lbs. Other than that my latest obsessions have been Monster Hunter Wilds, my doggy Mina, an Solo Leveling season 2. How about yourself?
 
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Vendri al'Varrak said:
Well, I've been on a bit of a health journey, which is new for me. I'm not exactly a model of "taking care of yourself" but I'm getting really close to being down 20lbs. Other than that my latest obsessions have been Monster Hunter Wilds, my doggy Mina, an Solo Leveling season 2. How about yourself?
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What kind of doggo!?
 
@Ty al’Djinn I LOVE Meet the Robinsons, and i agreed that it is very underrated. And now i want to watch it again!

I'll let Vendri post a picture of our Mina girl later, but she is half beagle half german shepherd and all adorable. :lol She is 3 and truly acts like a toddler, wanting whatever toy her brother has, and wanting all the attention. :rofl:
 
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Maibella ni Rhoiden t'al'Varrak said:
@Ty al’Djinn I LOVE Meet the Robinsons, and i agreed that it is very underrated. And now i want to watch it again!

I'll let Vendri post a picture of our Mina girl later, but she is half beagle half german shepherd and all adorable. :lol She is 3 and truly acts like a toddler, wanting whatever toy her brother has, and wanting all the attention. :rofl:
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That’s amazing. Who is her brother?
 
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